"又(yò(🙆)u )是陪(🎥)(péi )妈(🔶)看(kà(🏴)n )剧系(🆘)(xì )列(🚽),又是(⌚)无力(🚝)吐槽(🍊),首先(🤦),我真(🐏)的受(🐟)不(bú(👻) )了女(👇)(nǚ )主(🍭)的(de )声(💈)音(yī(🏳)n ),嗲(diǎ(🧟) )得让(🍓)人恶(🚵)心,这(🐁)口音(🍊)是台湾的吗??她(tā )叫奶(nǎi )奶的(de )声音(yīn )真的(de )又奇怪又难听,而且她还很zz,傻逼兮兮(xī )地随(suí )便吃(chī )野果(guǒ ),中(zhōng )毒进医院,现实中真有这么zz的人吗?路(lù )上什(shí )么不(bú )知名(míng )的野(yě )果都(➿)能随(🏞)便乱(💖)吃。
"这(🔭)个师(♌)傅太(⚫)可爱(🎷)了"
"矫(💠)(jiǎo )情(🌂)"
3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.
"从(🚇)小(xiǎ(😕)o )就这(🐗)(zhè )臭(🌧)脾(pí(💱) )气"
"啊(🕤)~这就(🙉)说的(👊)通了(🙄)~师傅(🃏)年轻(🔻)的时(🅾)候(hò(✏)u )和爱(⚡)(ài )德(✴)华(huá(🎍) )还真(zhēn )像~师(shī )丈年轻的时候还有点儿像大总统啊~"
"看到(dào )当年(nián )师父(fù )也有(yǒu )跟兄(xiōng )弟俩一样囧的修行经历,我很欣慰,很(hěn )欣慰(wèi )"
"上吊(diào )那裡(lǐ )超好(hǎo )笑,可惜最後報告近況的旁(👞)白大(💤)扣分(🐔)"